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My dear boss is hillarious in his own ways and his jokes come out unpredictable. Look at this conversation which happened minutes ago.

Boss: What is Marriage?

Colleague: Marriage is a unison which God created since day through Adam and Eve, so that we will multiply and fill the Earth. And the family is the most important unit as a support and love for each other.

Boss: Wow, that’s lengthy and difficult to understand.

Colleague: Then what is your version of marriage?

Boss: Marriage is when the man loses his bachelor degree while the woman obtains her Master degree!!

Me & Colleague: -_-” (Laughs all the way)

WHAT IS YOUR VERSION OF MARRIAGE, my dear friends?

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Post-Discussion: I will be on a flight to Bangkok in 13 hours’ time. I am so excited!!

I met up with Nadia recently and somehow we managed to jump into the conversation of having conditioning shampoo or conditioner for other “hair” such as armpit bulu or pubic hair.

You see, most girls would use conditioner after washing their hair with shampoo for softer and smoother hair. Some of the extreme ones would even use hair spa for their hair. Am I right?

Now the thing is, we have never heard of people using conditioner for armpit hair or pubic hair. Do you?

Why didn’t big brands like L’oreal or Pantene or Vidal Sassoon come out with hair products specializing in softening the armpit hair or perhaps anti-frizz for pubic hair?

What happens if your frizzy armpit or pubic hair gets entangled? How do we solve this part?

Worst still if your armpit is not being shampoo-ed, and this poor guy in blue would end up tasting the most salty armpit ever!!!!!!!!

So we need specialized products for armpit or pubic hair which allows us to moisturize and smoothen the frizzy bulu hair. It would be awesome if the same product could act as a perfume at the same time.

This will prevent people from fainting if you ever lift up your armpit.

Perhaps, any company out there would be interested in manufacturing such conditioners?

Let me know because there are some friends who would want to buy this!

Will you be interested in getting one?

I am actually very disturbed with Malaysia’s current political situation. From the saga of Altantuya-Najib to the sodomy of Saiful-Anwar, I just got jaded with the hoo-ha and the twist and turns of the story.

With the recent arrest of Anwar and RPK, it has caused a hue and cry for the citizens who truly cared for the nation, in particular when the roadblocks by the police force have caused more uproar for those who were in a hurry for work or school.

The police force was supposed to deliver a safe aura for the citizens to roam around, not to create a chaotic traffic around the capital city. These few months (since Bersih rally) have seen the situation become even more rampant, such that you and I begin to wonder if their ubiquitous presence is for the sake of Malaysian citizens or to safeguard the welfare of dirty certain politicians. I really don’t know what the police is doing. Can someone tell me? Are we turning into a police state? Gosh!

I thought the results of the recent 12th General Elections would have provoked the current government to realize that the citizens are fed up with all the indecent and dirty tactics and hence, the swing vote towards opposition (Pakatan Rakyat) was evident and unmistakable.

What are you doing, government? Can you please wake up? We don’t need any more traffic jams caused by the police road blocks. We don’t need any artificial news here and then. What we want is integrity of the government, safe environment and a stable economy promised for the citizens and the future generation to come.

We don’t need all these political nonsense. Stop making our country a laughing stock in the world. It’s tearing the nation apart. Please don’t kill Malaysia. It is a great country and I used to tell my friends that I am proud to be a Malaysian.

Taken from www.malaysia-today.net where one of the commentors posted it up.

I just pray that God will save Malaysia from all these unnecessary chaos….

Despite the political turmoil in the country or your accumulated stress from your workplace or your unbearable amount of tension by facing the upcoming examinations, let us embrace a moment of relaxation.

HOW?

There are a few pictures which was forwarded to my email recently. I found myself laughing out very loud after looking at them.

They are certainly categorised as EYE-CANDY to me!!

How could they not communicate with each other in buidling the railroad?

Who wants to be the IRONMAN?

I can’t stop laughing at this one!!!

Please remember to brush your teeth!!

They are going to be cooked and eaten by the cannibals, yet they are discussing on whether they would like their ‘Pee Soup’? OMG!!

Wait, this is not the Darwin Theory about apes becoming mankind.

Look at the icons that each figure is carrying and the last one landed on a computer.

Hahaha!!

Oh my, the rats have lost their way and only to find out that they were inside a snake! Hahaha!!

Imagine if you are the toilet roll!

This woman rather goes for sale than seeking for water sources!!

I can’t believe the police can’t differentiate a tinted car and dark skin people!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

This is absolutely hilarious.

The man finally revealed the truth to the wife but she has 10 other men accompanying him! OMG!!!

I hope these pictures enlightened your day with more laughter and lastly, don’t stress up ya!